Material that didn't fit in a five-minute set — plus what the papers have been saying.
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I spent years studying optometry. My patients spent five minutes on WhatsApp. Guess whose opinion wins.
Read it30 September 2026 · 2 min
Five words I say fifty times a week. The answers I get back could fill a comedy special. Actually — they did.
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Medical guidelines say you should read in good lighting. ECG has read the guidelines and respectfully disagrees.
On tour in the US I learned that a joke can get the exact same laugh in two countries — just four seconds apart.
I've done the National Theatre. I've done Bukom. Nothing prepared me for Sunday afternoon with my uncles.
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